is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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