I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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