when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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