Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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