I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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