I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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