Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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