these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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