pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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