mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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