You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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