she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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