so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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