The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Randomize