After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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