Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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