if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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