My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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