he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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