I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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