So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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