remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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