Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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