Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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