Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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