I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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