How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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