glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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