you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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