You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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