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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

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• (214): View more from Texas

  dude. I'm so drunk.

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  pete, this is bryce's mom

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  I can't wait to have my cock in your ass

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  pete, this is still bryce's mom

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.

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  First class.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now

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• (681): View more from West Virginia

  Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.

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• (209): View more from California

  Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol

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• (626): View more from California

  You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine

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• (951): View more from California

  Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX

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  You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box

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  Maybe a straw...

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