Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Her name starts with A and ends with whore.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.

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(587): View more from Alberta

The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.

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(315): View more from New York

some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.

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(510): View more from California

Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.

(1-510): View more from California

That is one convoluted booty call.

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(773): View more from Illinois

We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.

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