i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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