I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
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Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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