I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
this is an emotional support booty call
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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