I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize