a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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