That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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