i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I love you. Go after that dick
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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