another moral hangover. fuck.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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