i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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