Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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