Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
This is the high leading the old right now
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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