he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
