So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Randomize
