Are we in a gay sports bar?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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