i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
