just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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