Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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