He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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