I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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