hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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