She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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