i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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