Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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