I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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