At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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