what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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