remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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