Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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