I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Please don't give away my fajitas
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