He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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