Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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